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Blackbeard's Tea Party Dave Boston

Name: Dave Boston

Eyes: two

Aliases:  Steak-Hands, The Mighty Dave Boston, Sergeant Bash

Instruments: djembe, cajon, shakey things, bells

Special Powers: hitting things really hard

Interesting Fact: is the only mortal man feared by Chuck Norris

Boring Fact: owns a purple shirt

 

Blackbeard's Tea Party Laura Barber

Name:  Laura Barber

Shoe Size: 6

Aliases:
 Pudding, Puddzilla, Puddinator, Mrs Steak-Hands

Instruments: 
fiddle, cello

Special Powers:
multi-tasking, embroidery

Interesting Fact:
raised by wolves

Boring Fact:
not really

 

Blackbeard's Tea Party Martin Coumbe

Name: Martin Coumbe

Body Hair Coverage:
97%

Aliases: 
The Jolly Cornishman, Rabbi Flibbles, The Beard

Instruments:
electric guitar, acoustic guitar

Special Powers:
beard, pasty eating, E-flat diminished

Interesting Fact:
suffers from a chronic case of Coumbe Syndrome

Boring Fact:
scored 79 in his electronics degree

 

Not Stuart Giddens

Name: Stuart Giddens

Highest Jump:
6' 2"

Aliases:
Fancy Pants

Instruments:
melodeon, sumptuous vocals

Special Powers:
tie die, sun visors, campness

Interesting Fact:
once shot a badger

Boring Fact:
with a pea shooter

Disappointing Fact: is not shown in this picture

 

 

Blackbeard's Tea Party Tm Yates

Name: Tim Yates

Height:
6' ish 

Aliases:
The Ginger Ninja, Duracell, Coppertop

Instruments: 
sousaphone, trombone , melodeon, bass

Special Powers:
carrying all of his instruments, getting banned from things

Interesting Fact:
has met Roy Walker from Catchphrase

Boring Fact:
is probably asleep right now

 

Blackbeard's Tea Party Yom Hardy

Name: Yom Hardy

Hair Length:
19”

Aliases:
The Wizard, Liam, Hippyfeatures

Instruments:
cajon, foot-tambourine, tiny cymbal

Special Powers:
manic laughter, serving beer, flailing

Interesting Fact:
father is a retired spy

Boring Fact:
often wears non-matching socks